alcahol may Mack you tink you can tipe real gode

[Flash]

# New warning labels for liquor, wine and beer containers: WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what in the world
happened to your bra and panties. ____ WARNING: The consumption of
alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. ____
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like
a retard. ____ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
tell your friends over and over again that you love them. ____
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can
sing. ____ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe
that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in
the morning. ____ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you
think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite
sex without spitting. ____ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the
leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and
lower back. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the
illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than
most people. ____ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to
think people are laughing WITH you. ____ WARNING: The crumsumpten of
alcahol may Mack you tink you can tipe real gode.

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flintstone wrote:
> Turns out that Bona's from 2GBs case was dismissed on Friday - the other guy (a
> neighbour) was acquitted. Seemingly Bona had been drinking since 5pm
> in the afternoon and was noted by the police to have been well
> affected by alcohol when the alleged assault took place at midnight.