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Post by dobbie on Jul 25, 2006 23:27:27 GMT -5
Anorexic Hussein Setting Bad Example For Teenage Girls
World leaders and fashion commentators have condemned Saddam Hussein's diet as irresponsible and a bad influence on impressionable young women. He is looking thin and pale having followed a diet that involves eating no food whatsoever. The diet, made popular in the early 90s by Callisa Flockhart, could kill the dictator or, at the very least, make him require a new wardrobe.
The former crazed dictator has appeared on the cover of numerous trendy magazines like “No Idea”, “Cosmonaut” and “Goat Herders Weekly”, targeting women, Russian spacemen and lonely Afghan hill farmers.
The diet is already becoming fashionable and could be why Miss Puerto Rico collapsed after winning the Miss World competition. The other theory, that she was stabbed in the back by any of the other contestants is, however, more plausible.
Australia's Erin McNaught was eliminated in an early round when Miss Italy dived in front of her two minutes before the end of the second round, shortly after Miss France headbutted Miss Italy.
Miss Puerto Rico said she loves children and now gets to practice world peace whilst creating some in the image of the show's sponsor Donald Trump.
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