Post by dobbie on Jun 30, 2006 3:49:22 GMT -5
Gay Superman Latest Sydney Blockbuster – But Drag Means He Doesn’t Come As Quickly Anymore
Superman has moved to Brokeback Mountain and adopted a gay lifestyle in the latest movie in the superhero series. Hollywood has denied that Superman is gay but Clark Kent’s promotion from mild mannered reporter to editor of The Daily Planet’s Interior Decorators Supplement is seen as a sign.
The new superman is also more well-endowed than previously, with the drag factor making him late for heroic rescues. “Superman just doesn’t come as quickly anymore” says a delighted Lois Lane. Superman has said the drag factor is making it difficult to fly, particularly with the high heels and feather boa.
The new Superman movie is the latest blockbuster to be filmed in Sydney. It has been revealed that the Matrix movies, in which a computer hacker discovers that his reality might actually be a cyber façade, was actually filmed inside telstra.com.
Many people have been lost inside the Telstra website, which goes on forever, and represents half of the Internet.
There are rumours that if you venture beyond the third level of navigation you will enter a cyber-reality, similar to that shown in the Matrix movies. Many Telstra employees are believed to be hiding there trying to avoid redundancy.
The makers of the series said the website was the perfect location for the movies. Like the films, its hard to understand and no-one's quite sure where they are or where they are going next. “We also wanted an out of the way location that few people know about” said the director “and there are lots of places like that in Telstra.com”.
Meanwhile UN forces have been called in to help retrieve several thousand missing persons who are believed to be lost inside the online billing section.
Superman has moved to Brokeback Mountain and adopted a gay lifestyle in the latest movie in the superhero series. Hollywood has denied that Superman is gay but Clark Kent’s promotion from mild mannered reporter to editor of The Daily Planet’s Interior Decorators Supplement is seen as a sign.
The new superman is also more well-endowed than previously, with the drag factor making him late for heroic rescues. “Superman just doesn’t come as quickly anymore” says a delighted Lois Lane. Superman has said the drag factor is making it difficult to fly, particularly with the high heels and feather boa.
The new Superman movie is the latest blockbuster to be filmed in Sydney. It has been revealed that the Matrix movies, in which a computer hacker discovers that his reality might actually be a cyber façade, was actually filmed inside telstra.com.
Many people have been lost inside the Telstra website, which goes on forever, and represents half of the Internet.
There are rumours that if you venture beyond the third level of navigation you will enter a cyber-reality, similar to that shown in the Matrix movies. Many Telstra employees are believed to be hiding there trying to avoid redundancy.
The makers of the series said the website was the perfect location for the movies. Like the films, its hard to understand and no-one's quite sure where they are or where they are going next. “We also wanted an out of the way location that few people know about” said the director “and there are lots of places like that in Telstra.com”.
Meanwhile UN forces have been called in to help retrieve several thousand missing persons who are believed to be lost inside the online billing section.
