Post by dobbie on Jun 30, 2006 3:42:57 GMT -5
Paternal Abbott to Adopt More Lost Children
Aborigines will not be allowed to stay up after 7.30, eat fast food or talk at the dinner table under Tony Abbott’s proposed “paternalist” approach to indigenous communities.
The health minister believes self-management has failed, with few aboriginal children going to church, reading the bible, or growing up as Liberal voters.
Following a model developed by Angelina Joli, all Aboriginal people will be adopted by Tony Abbott, who will look after them as if they were his own.
That means the man who lost a love child from 1977 will now have many more lost children, as well as their families.
DNA tests have proven that all lost love-child claims relating to Tony Abbott are invalid because his cycle shorts are too tight.
Aborigines will not be allowed to stay up after 7.30, eat fast food or talk at the dinner table under Tony Abbott’s proposed “paternalist” approach to indigenous communities.
The health minister believes self-management has failed, with few aboriginal children going to church, reading the bible, or growing up as Liberal voters.
Following a model developed by Angelina Joli, all Aboriginal people will be adopted by Tony Abbott, who will look after them as if they were his own.
That means the man who lost a love child from 1977 will now have many more lost children, as well as their families.
DNA tests have proven that all lost love-child claims relating to Tony Abbott are invalid because his cycle shorts are too tight.