Post by dobbie on Jun 19, 2006 21:55:36 GMT -5
Lodi Planned to Destroy Lives of Millions, But Government Beat Him To It
FAHEEM KHALID LODHI’s plans to cause devastation in a major Australian city changed all the time. He had planned to hit Sydney hard in a way that would inconvenience millions, but the completion of the Cross City Tunnel beat him to it. Plans to destroy the lives of people all over the country were superseded by the IR reforms. Many more had their freedom take away by having children so they could claim the Baby Bonus. All in all, he was finding it hard to be a terrorist in Australia.
His plans to pollute the water supply to Sydney’s North Shore failed when he dropped poisionous chemicals in the mains supply, rather than into bottles of Perriere. And he abandoned plans to disrupt our power suppies when governments announced the privatisation of the Snowy Hyrdo scheme.
In the end he was arrested for having used Google Earth whilst living in Lakemba, a charge that carries a maximum sentence of 15 years.
An overseas terrorist plot to gas the London underground was abandoned when the terrorists discovered the gas they intended to use was less potent than the body odor from the commuters.
Despite the possibility of future terrorist cells, John Howard continues to argue that nuclear energy is safe. “No question of it” he said whilst out walking in a Vodafone Chemical Protection Suit this morning.
Lodhi was Australia’s second most wanted man – after referee Markus Merk who could have Harry Kewell banned from the Croatia game. A direct attack on the lives of millions of ordinary Australians.
FAHEEM KHALID LODHI’s plans to cause devastation in a major Australian city changed all the time. He had planned to hit Sydney hard in a way that would inconvenience millions, but the completion of the Cross City Tunnel beat him to it. Plans to destroy the lives of people all over the country were superseded by the IR reforms. Many more had their freedom take away by having children so they could claim the Baby Bonus. All in all, he was finding it hard to be a terrorist in Australia.
His plans to pollute the water supply to Sydney’s North Shore failed when he dropped poisionous chemicals in the mains supply, rather than into bottles of Perriere. And he abandoned plans to disrupt our power suppies when governments announced the privatisation of the Snowy Hyrdo scheme.
In the end he was arrested for having used Google Earth whilst living in Lakemba, a charge that carries a maximum sentence of 15 years.
An overseas terrorist plot to gas the London underground was abandoned when the terrorists discovered the gas they intended to use was less potent than the body odor from the commuters.
Despite the possibility of future terrorist cells, John Howard continues to argue that nuclear energy is safe. “No question of it” he said whilst out walking in a Vodafone Chemical Protection Suit this morning.
Lodhi was Australia’s second most wanted man – after referee Markus Merk who could have Harry Kewell banned from the Croatia game. A direct attack on the lives of millions of ordinary Australians.
