Post by dobbie on Jun 19, 2006 21:53:45 GMT -5
US Troops Move to Cardiff to Protect Wales
President Bush has announced thousands of US troops, some of the finest still alive, will locate to Cardiff, where they will help protect Wales from the Japanese.
Bush was pleased to hear that nations have voted to ban the destruction of Wales, but will protect the small kingdom from the Japanese who have said they would still like to use Wales for scientific experiments. Tom Jones, for example, has not been seen since he gave a concert in Tokyo recently.
Bush has been aware of the Wales issue for some time and felt compelled to look it up on the map. He initially chose to ignore the problem because the country contained too many place names he couldn't pronounce. A report on Whales was submitted by the CIA, with Bush sending several members of the intelligence organisation back to school until they learn how to spell.
Asked if he'd seen “Free Willy” Bush said he didn't want to talk about Clinton. The President has also announced a nationwide ban on songs by Bob Marley on US Radio.
President Bush has announced thousands of US troops, some of the finest still alive, will locate to Cardiff, where they will help protect Wales from the Japanese.
Bush was pleased to hear that nations have voted to ban the destruction of Wales, but will protect the small kingdom from the Japanese who have said they would still like to use Wales for scientific experiments. Tom Jones, for example, has not been seen since he gave a concert in Tokyo recently.
Bush has been aware of the Wales issue for some time and felt compelled to look it up on the map. He initially chose to ignore the problem because the country contained too many place names he couldn't pronounce. A report on Whales was submitted by the CIA, with Bush sending several members of the intelligence organisation back to school until they learn how to spell.
Asked if he'd seen “Free Willy” Bush said he didn't want to talk about Clinton. The President has also announced a nationwide ban on songs by Bob Marley on US Radio.