Post by dobbie on Jun 4, 2006 16:47:36 GMT -5
Kerb Crawling Politicians Lower the Tone of Red Light District
Darlinghurst residents, used to sex workers lining the street, are worried that visits by NSW politicians are making the neighbourhood seedy.
One alleged prominent politician was allegedly “outed” by an alleged sex worker speaking on Nova’s alleged breakfast show last week, allegedly. She will not repeat the name of the short, fat, bald, ugly politician, partially because of legal reasons but mainly because she is embarrassed to have slept with him.
The alleged politician denies the claims, but says Peter Costello is partially to blame. His talk about having more kids has brought sex into the forefront and many politicians are keen to try it out. Short, fat, bald, ugly politicians have no choice but to pay for it.
Keen to support his exciteable member Morris Iemma has agreed to reopen streets around Darlinghurst, thereby giving politicians quicker access to sex workers.
Darlinghurst residents, used to sex workers lining the street, are worried that visits by NSW politicians are making the neighbourhood seedy.
One alleged prominent politician was allegedly “outed” by an alleged sex worker speaking on Nova’s alleged breakfast show last week, allegedly. She will not repeat the name of the short, fat, bald, ugly politician, partially because of legal reasons but mainly because she is embarrassed to have slept with him.
The alleged politician denies the claims, but says Peter Costello is partially to blame. His talk about having more kids has brought sex into the forefront and many politicians are keen to try it out. Short, fat, bald, ugly politicians have no choice but to pay for it.
Keen to support his exciteable member Morris Iemma has agreed to reopen streets around Darlinghurst, thereby giving politicians quicker access to sex workers.