Post by swsydney on May 30, 2006 1:00:59 GMT -5
If you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime, TRY THIS:
Enter Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq illegally. Never mind immigration
quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.
Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care
for you and your entire family.
Demand bilingual nurses and doctors. Demand free bilingual local
government forms, bulletins, etc.
Procreate abundantly.
Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive
behaviour with, "It is a cultural thing; you wouldn't understand
mate."
Keep your Australian identity strong.
Fly the your national flag from your rooftop, or proudly display it in
your front window or on your car bumper.
Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children
do likewise.
Demand classes on English and Australian culture in
the Muslim school
system.
Demand a local Country driver license. This will afford other legal
rights and will go far to legitimise your unauthorised, illegal,
presence in Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq.
Drive around with no liability insurance and ignore local traffic laws.
Insist that local Country, law enforcement teach English to all its
officers.
Good luck! You'll soon be dead.
Because it will never happen in Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq or any
other country in the world except right here in Australia and the USA
For we are run by soft, politically correct politicians, that are too
scared to "offend" anyone.
If you agree, pass it on.
If you don't, go ahead and try the above in Pakistan, Afghanistan or
Iraq.
Enter Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq illegally. Never mind immigration
quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.
Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care
for you and your entire family.
Demand bilingual nurses and doctors. Demand free bilingual local
government forms, bulletins, etc.
Procreate abundantly.
Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive
behaviour with, "It is a cultural thing; you wouldn't understand
mate."
Keep your Australian identity strong.
Fly the your national flag from your rooftop, or proudly display it in
your front window or on your car bumper.
Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children
do likewise.
Demand classes on English and Australian culture in
the Muslim school
system.
Demand a local Country driver license. This will afford other legal
rights and will go far to legitimise your unauthorised, illegal,
presence in Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq.
Drive around with no liability insurance and ignore local traffic laws.
Insist that local Country, law enforcement teach English to all its
officers.
Good luck! You'll soon be dead.
Because it will never happen in Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq or any
other country in the world except right here in Australia and the USA
For we are run by soft, politically correct politicians, that are too
scared to "offend" anyone.
If you agree, pass it on.
If you don't, go ahead and try the above in Pakistan, Afghanistan or
Iraq.