Post by dobbie on May 17, 2006 18:06:44 GMT -5
Defence Force Mislays Brendan Nelson
The defence department admitted that it has mislaid Brendan Nelson, who was to apologise for losing the report about how they mislaid the body of Private Jake Kovco. Defence officials said that Brendan Nelson was driven to the press conference by a private contracting business based in Kuwait. Attempts to contact the business failed when the department lost the phone number.
The damning missing report indicates that Australian casualties in Iraq are so low because our troops were inadvertently delivered to Derryn Hinch, who is using them to boost his radio ratings.
John Howard, meanwhile, is in America undergoing plastic surgery, after President Bush called a press conference to declare that the Australian leader had a face like the arse end of a camel. The remark was picked up later in the day by Rupert Murdoch who said Howard should have quit when he was a head!
Later the two leaders discussed ways to reduce the escalating death rate in Iraq, ultimately agreeing on speed cameras, 40k zones outside schools, flags on the beaches, a late night curfew for P-platers and closing all gold mines.
A spokesperson from the defence department was unavailable for comment last night after failing to find his way back from lunch.
The defence department admitted that it has mislaid Brendan Nelson, who was to apologise for losing the report about how they mislaid the body of Private Jake Kovco. Defence officials said that Brendan Nelson was driven to the press conference by a private contracting business based in Kuwait. Attempts to contact the business failed when the department lost the phone number.
The damning missing report indicates that Australian casualties in Iraq are so low because our troops were inadvertently delivered to Derryn Hinch, who is using them to boost his radio ratings.
John Howard, meanwhile, is in America undergoing plastic surgery, after President Bush called a press conference to declare that the Australian leader had a face like the arse end of a camel. The remark was picked up later in the day by Rupert Murdoch who said Howard should have quit when he was a head!
Later the two leaders discussed ways to reduce the escalating death rate in Iraq, ultimately agreeing on speed cameras, 40k zones outside schools, flags on the beaches, a late night curfew for P-platers and closing all gold mines.
A spokesperson from the defence department was unavailable for comment last night after failing to find his way back from lunch.
