Post by dobbie on May 1, 2006 2:52:40 GMT -5
Two Ministers Found Alive in Labour Cabinet
Two senior ministers have been found alive in the Beazley cabinet, despite a long period in cramped conditions, without access to any new ideas. The Ministers have been hidden beneath 120 tonnes of labour leader.
This news mirrors a similar story of miners found alive in a Tasmania gold mine. A very narrow conduit has been cut through the rock through which a microphone and a fashion model can be passed. A camera will also be fed to the trapped miners, with negotiations underway to stream content via a major mobile telecommunications provider. Senior union officials have been on hand to offer comfort to relatives and calculate the miners' overtime payments.
Rescuers warn that it could be two days before the miners are released. A special ceremony is planned for Thursday, to be hosted by Gretel Colleen, who is already hinting that only one miner might be let out of the shaft and a mystery outsider might be sent in before the week is out.
Two senior ministers have been found alive in the Beazley cabinet, despite a long period in cramped conditions, without access to any new ideas. The Ministers have been hidden beneath 120 tonnes of labour leader.
This news mirrors a similar story of miners found alive in a Tasmania gold mine. A very narrow conduit has been cut through the rock through which a microphone and a fashion model can be passed. A camera will also be fed to the trapped miners, with negotiations underway to stream content via a major mobile telecommunications provider. Senior union officials have been on hand to offer comfort to relatives and calculate the miners' overtime payments.
Rescuers warn that it could be two days before the miners are released. A special ceremony is planned for Thursday, to be hosted by Gretel Colleen, who is already hinting that only one miner might be let out of the shaft and a mystery outsider might be sent in before the week is out.