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Post by buzz on Jul 22, 2006 11:10:45 GMT -5
So Australia is mostly a Anglo-Saxon Judeo-Christian cultureless wasteland, is it, except for the kullerful kulcher what's been brung ere from other places, _interesting_ places?
Just what is this "culture" that you claim is missing from this once great country of ours? Should there be more of those kullerful Asian types that run and dance and gyrate madly down the street carrying a forty meter long papier mache dragon or some fool thing, while others chant and bash on brass cymbal type things and other fools run along behind them with paper lanterns or streamers or stuff?
Perhaps you regret the fact that we don't all get out our prayer mats 20 times a day and pray to Mecca?
Perhaps it's the well-attended public floggings and amputations that happen in certain Middle eastern countries that are needed to brighten up this here Land of the Bruces?
Yeah. Well, we Bruces and Franks and Norms would rather just sit at home in the blue singlet and watch Neigh Bores on the telly, eh? Or the footy on a satdy arvo. Clearly inferior, these Bruces and Norms. Why can't we have kullerful kultchural things happening like wot they got in forrin places? Not just watching the telly.
What can we do to alleviate this colourless culturelessness that's blanketing this country like an enormous grey fog?
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