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Post by dobbie on May 4, 2006 2:09:30 GMT -5
Downer Involved In UK Style Sex Scandal With Himself
Following the news that the UK’s Deputy Prime Minister has been involved in a steamy sexual relationship, there have been revelations that Australia’s Alexander Downer has been having sex with himself.
The Foreign Secretary would often book hotels, sometimes in overseas locations, where he would seduce himself into bed, often staying over until the following morning.
Treasurer Peter Costello is considering cracking down on illicit affairs through the introduction of a sex tax. The tax will be levied every time a man ejaculates, but the tax will be reversed if it results in conception. Each session will be tracked via a microchip implanted in the penis, which will send signals to the user’s smartcard.
John Howard has indicated that the smartcard is not compulsory, unless you want to claim medicare, have sex or avoid being sent to Guantanamo Bay.
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