Post by dobbie on Jun 6, 2006 20:18:25 GMT -5
Bush Declares War on Dictator Switkowski's Nuclear Aspirations
US armed forces were searching the maps yesterday after news that crazed dictator Ziggy Switkowski had nuclear aspirations. A leaked CIA report claims that the third world leader had “got rid of” 30,000 of his subjects during his reign of an evil empire called Telstra, but investigators have no knowledge of where they went, where Telstra is, and what happened to his accomplice Ted Pretty.
It took a late night, reverse charge phone call to his best friend John Howard to put Mr Bush right on the facts. Mr Howard said he had heard of Ziggy but he was fairly certain that he was one of the Teletubbies, but Tony Blair might have a clearer idea
US armed forces were searching the maps yesterday after news that crazed dictator Ziggy Switkowski had nuclear aspirations. A leaked CIA report claims that the third world leader had “got rid of” 30,000 of his subjects during his reign of an evil empire called Telstra, but investigators have no knowledge of where they went, where Telstra is, and what happened to his accomplice Ted Pretty.
It took a late night, reverse charge phone call to his best friend John Howard to put Mr Bush right on the facts. Mr Howard said he had heard of Ziggy but he was fairly certain that he was one of the Teletubbies, but Tony Blair might have a clearer idea